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Started by Parasaurolophus, February 19, 2020, 10:35:34 PM

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onehappyunicorn

William Hogwarts

Student meant "William Hogarth"

Myword

student was joking, thinking of Harry Potter books.

Some students, I think, are playing dumb--its a joke.
I did this in high school and elementary. Signed my name Marcus Aurelius
and defined a "rod" as Rod Serling.
Teachers frowned on it

fosca

Did you know that the plural of "therapy" is "therapy's"?  According to a lot of my students, it is.

apl68

Quote from: fosca on April 23, 2024, 06:33:55 PMDid you know that the plural of "therapy" is "therapy's"?  According to a lot of my students, it is.

I've seen a number of examples of the plural 's.  Disturbingly, I've seen it more than a few times on articles published online.  There's some poor editorial work going on somewhere.  Whenever I see one of these I feel embarrassed for whoever was responsible.  It makes them look not entirely literate.
Two men went to the Temple to pray.
One prayed: "Thank you that I'm not like others--thieves, crooks, adulterers, or even this guy beside me."
The other prayed: "Lord, be merciful to me, a sinner."
The second man returned to his house justified before God.

downer

Just had the pleasure of reading a student exam explaining the First Clause argument for the existence of God. I didn't realize it was so lawyerly.
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross."—Sinclair Lewis

Parasaurolophus

Quote from: downer on October 21, 2024, 11:57:44 AMJust had the pleasure of reading a student exam explaining the First Clause argument for the existence of God. I didn't realize it was so lawyerly.

Rofl


I'm getting a lot of 'casual' moral luck these days. And a lot of very sad poor spelling from native speakers.

Speaking of lawyerliness, I'm also getting a lot more 'therefor' that. I used to. I'm tired of explaining the difference, though.
I know it's a genus.

RatGuy

Q: In "The American Scholar," Emerson argues that we should trust our ________.

A: Instinks

apl68

Quote from: RatGuy on October 22, 2024, 01:18:32 PMQ: In "The American Scholar," Emerson argues that we should trust our ________.

A: Instinks

Yes.  If your digestive issues are making life unpleasant for those around you, you probably need to get that checked out.
Two men went to the Temple to pray.
One prayed: "Thank you that I'm not like others--thieves, crooks, adulterers, or even this guy beside me."
The other prayed: "Lord, be merciful to me, a sinner."
The second man returned to his house justified before God.

bio-nonymous

Quote from: apl68 on October 23, 2024, 06:36:35 AM
Quote from: RatGuy on October 22, 2024, 01:18:32 PMQ: In "The American Scholar," Emerson argues that we should trust our ________.

A: Instinks

Yes.  If your digestive issues are making life unpleasant for those around you, you probably need to get that checked out.
Thank you for the LOL--I really needed it today! :)

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